The Knight With the Blazing Bottom (Very Fiery Fairy Tale)

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The third book in the bestselling explosively funny Blazing Bottom series . . . Perfect for fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series.

Sir Wayne and his dragon are BACK and this time they’re out to rescue a princess held captive by a Big Bad Beast. But WHO exactly will save her? Sir Wayne: who can climb every wall - no moat is too deep, no tower too tall. Or Dragon: so muscly and lean - he can fly and fart flames, he’s a fighting machine! If ONLY there was a way to get the best of both…

This bestselling series is as funny as it is farty, for fans of The Dinosaur Who Pooped series, and I Need a New Bum!

Look out for more fart-tastic fun in The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom and The Knight with the Blazing Bottom

  • Publisher: ‎Simon & Schuster Children's UK (13 April 2023)
  • Language: ‎English
  • Paperback
  • 32 pages
  • ISBN-10: ‎147119728X
  • ISBN-13: ‎978-1471197284
  • Reading age: ‎3 years and up
  • Dimensions: ‎26cm x 26cm x 0.2cm

About the author;

I'm an illustrator who loves making books. I've had a few different jobs over the years, but my favourite before this one was making pizzas. If you can think of it, I have probably tried it on a pizza. Chips work surprisingly well as a topping. Donuts, not so much.

So far I've written the words and drawn the pictures for four picture books, including “The Dragon with the Blazing Bottom” and “Big Bad Dragon Club”. I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy them a lot more than my pizzas.

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